Immediately I became the annoying person that championed the New York City version of urban centers and denounced the car haven known ask Los Angeles. Since then, however, I have reconciled my love for both cities.
Though I moved here ten months ago or so, it is until now that I feel like a true part of this city. Up until now I have been pretending. Why did I suddenly graduate into being a New Yorker?
1) Having more than one job: Currently I have two jobs. I babysit and I also teach art at a camp. All of my friends have more than one job. A few have three jobs. We are all constantly working. Oh, and did I mention I am also a 'freelancer'? (Find me another city that has this many freelancers per square foot.)
2) Real Estate is a major topic of conversation: See, I thought that when I first was looking for an apartment (from the wonderful luxuries of the Upper East Side), it was tough and stressful. That was only a search for a ROOM in an apartment, which ultimately meant that I paid rent, I had room. NOW looking for an actual apartment involves thousands of dollars upfront and the sad, pitiful realization that no you cannot live in Fort Greene or even Clinton Hill. It is Crown Heights or Bed-Stuy for you! Now, don't get me wrong, I am ultimately from the 'hood, if you will, but it is more of a distance barrier for me. Far from my cafes, far from reliable trains, far from young people. Now, this is remarkably pessimistic. There are thousands of young people in my same position. But this brings me to my next point....
3) Complaining/whining is a hobby: I have never complained more in my life! The trains aren't running on their regular line. The metrocard machines are full of people who don't know what they're doing. The doctors office has a ridiculous wait and I have to get back to work. The supermarkets here drive me up the fucking wall (how hard is it to shop here you ask? Argh, honestly, don't get me started). People here are fucking rude. Why can't they be a little more patient? A little more polite? No, I do not appreciate it when you push me when you are trying to get on the bus OR when you're trying to get off the bus. Yes, I will push you if you are standing RIGHT IN FRONT of the doors to exit or enter the train. I can't believe I am paying this much for rent and I live HERE. $10 salad? What a deal. Etc etc etc...
I will continue to add to this list.
Now for an amazing photograph courtesy of the Gowanus Lounge
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